All Haul the King is a chaotic co-op adventure where up to four goblin players must drag their deceased king’s uncooperative corpse back to the Throne of Resurrection.
In All Haul the King you and your goblin companions face the challenge of transporting a fat, slippery royal body across a fantastical landscape filled with obstacles and opportunities. Exploit surrounding flora and fauna to gain momentum and direction, though coordination proves difficult when the corpse’s ragdoll physics send it careening in unexpected directions. The game features explosive flowers, animals that transform into power ups, and environmental hazards that make every journey unpredictable. Online co-op enables distant friends to share the struggle while voice communication becomes essential yet hilariously problematic when players scatter across the map. Ragdoll physics create absurd moments as the king’s body flops and tumbles through each level.
Teamwork and patience determine whether you successfully return your monarch to resurrection or fail spectacularly. Time to haul some royal weight!
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