Tea Party Simulator – Prototype Download

Tea Party Simulator

Tea Party Simulator is a QWOP-Style game in a similar vein as Surgeon Simulator, but instead of butchering patients with your incompetent surgical skills, you’re slicing cakes and serving tea to your teddy bear.

There’s been a glut of simulator games recently, but Tea Party Simulator certainly shows more promise and polish than most of the competition.  Firstly, although the controls are deliberately awkward, … Read More

Citizen Burger Disorder – Open Alpha

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Citizen Burger Disorder is a fun online multiplayer QWOP-style game that puts you in the shoes of an employee at a burger joint.

The control scheme is purposely awkward, with WASD used to move, Q and E operating each arm independently and the left and right mouse buttons uses to grab items with the respective hands.  With these controls building a burger can be a … Read More

Double Hitler – Open Beta

double hitler game

Double Hitler is a ridiculous QWOP-Style game that sees you controlling Hitler during key points of his life – or to be more precise you play as two children stacked up on-top of each other, who were pretending to be a grown adult in order to get into art school, but ended up becoming one of the most renowned dictators in history.

What ensues is … Read More

GOOFBALL GOALS SOCCER SIMULATOR, FULL GAME

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Goofball Goals (Spotted by @FreakOramaXD) may not match the mighty FIFA for graphical fidelity or technical prowess, but as far as fun goes, it kicks it out the park.  Everything about the game is so wrong that it’s so right.   With players controlling like a herd of drunken ballerina sumo wrestlers, it’s probably the worst soccer game you’ll ever play, but ALSO the best. … Read More