Citizen Burger Disorder is a fun online multiplayer QWOP-style game that puts you in the shoes of an employee at a burger joint.
The control scheme is purposely awkward, with WASD used to move, Q and E operating each arm independently and the left and right mouse buttons uses to grab items with the respective hands. With these controls building a burger can be a tricky task, usually resulting in the ingredients getting scattered across the floor (but the customers don’t need to know that).
Citizen Burger Disorder is still very early in development and full of bugs, particularly when playing online with others. However, despite it’s rough edges (and sometimes because of them) it’s a fun game that shows plenty of promise, especially when you’re being a bad employee – trashing the kitchen and serving customers food that you’ve picked up off the floor. You really wouldn’t want to eat any of the burgers that we make!
Update: Due to extremely high demand recently, there may be issues creating an account or connecting to the servers. This should just be temporary though, so please try again later if you’re having trouble. In the meantime, feel free to check out Tea Party Simulator for more chaotic QWOP food serving fun, or take your frustrations out in the equally chaotic Smoking Simulator.
Watch us make some very unsanitary burgers HERE
Want a heads-up when this reaches Steam? Follow our Steam Curator page HERE
To play Citizen Burger Disorder register HERE then Play in a Unity Supported Browser HERE
The Website is broken. i checked it and all i got was Could not connect: ‘ . mysql_error()
Thanks for the heads-up. The site must be temporarily down. It shouldn’t take too long to sort out though, so try again later :)
When will it be back up? It’s been almost 24 hours! :O
hi! The game is still very early in development, and is not ready do such high demand. Citizen Burger Disorder will be up and running again, but please bear in mind their technical constraints. :)
site is down again. it was last night too however at a specific time it seems like its down around the after noon
Same here, :( I was playing it yesterday
well I used it in crome and the words in the start for the username and password and stuff were just boxes and I could not figure out how to grab things so you should relly put some instrutcher
Yeah, I’m sure a tutorial will be added later on, it is still very early in development. But I quite enjoyed figuring out the controls and finding out what you can and can’t do. :)
it says i need permission off unity webplayer how do i get permission?
Hi! Just allow the plugin on your web browser (on chrome, there is a small box in the top right of the browser). If that doesn’t work you may have to install the Unity plugin. If that doesn’t work, try another browser! :)
omg calum this game on krit kind of dont work on me i did download unity web player and made a account but it wont let me play it keep saying download unity web player
Hi! If you’ve already downloaded and installed the Unity web player, there will be a pop-up when you reach the Citizen Burger Disorder page asking if you want to allow the site to use the Unity web player (on Chrome this is located in the top right of the page and just says ‘pop-up blocked’).
If you still can’t access the game after this, I’d recommend using a different browser, but you’ll have to install Unity again for that specific browser.
Happy burger flipping! :)
I dont know how to chat…
The site is down??? Kritz.net won’t load and it asked me if I want a chached copy
Unfortunately, due to very high demand the Kritz.net website is down as it can’t handle the amount of people logging on at one time. For those who can’t get on we’d recommend trying again later, or at a different time of the day. I’m sure you’ll be able to start flipping those burgers eventually! :)
it’s just the bro army.
and i would suggest that you make it downloadable and with servers.
Sorry for desturbing but just asking where can i register for game??
Hi! You can register for the Citizen Burger Dissorder Game here: http://kritz.net/login?create
Enjoy the game! :)
hi, i can’t it says this on the top of the screen when i try to go to kritz.net, or try to create an account, or try to login
Error – Could not connect to the site database.
If this message persists (it probably will), you can email
support@kritz.net to let me know, or email iampanicing@kritz.net
to send me pictures of kittens that you have drawn hats onto using Microsoft Paint.
Haha, that’s one of the best error messages I’ve ever read!
Unfortunately due to very high demand it’s been breaking the servers, so it looks like they may of disabled registration for the time being. It will probably just be temporary though, so try again later. :)
Yeah this was happening to me yesterday and it still isnt working lol. Im going to ask my friend if I can use his account cause i wanna flip some paddys :P
i for got my password
I guess you may just have to register again, with another e-mail address. :)
It says I need a dx9 graphics driver installed I tried my HARDEST and it didn’t work and all I wanted to do is flip a burger and put it on a paty and feed it to a customer can someone help and I don’t want to buy anything
Hi! It sounds like you need to update your Direct X drivers. If you follow the info here, it should work: http://support2.microsoft.com/kb/179113
Please note though that nothing is guaranteed, Citizen Burger Disorder is still VERY early in development and the servers have been taking a beating since a certain YouTuber took a liking to it! :)
ehhhhhh how do i use my chat? i can’t send it
how do i exit it
rlly
what do I do to download?