Gnomepunk is a darkly humorous strategy sim where little gnomes build a settlement and rule the woodland with an iron fist.
In Gnomepunk you’re the chief of a clan of gnomes, tasked with transforming simple mushroom-gatherers into a formidable civilization feared by creatures many times their size. You’ll develop your settlement by training builders, managing resources, and advancing technologies while handling both external threats – predators and rival factions – and internal problems like spreading alcoholism among your diminutive subjects.
Choose diplomacy or warfare to expand your influence, capturing humans and animals for labor or entertainment in your arena. Implement strict taxation to maintain order, but remember: respect requires both generosity and occasional ruthlessness.
When night falls, your gnomes transform from industrious workers to wild revelers, with alcohol-fueled celebrations becoming a crucial morale management tool. Balance resource management with strategic conquest in a surprisingly deep simulation of tiny tyranny.
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