Knife 2 Meat U is a ridiculous physics based psycho crab puzzle platforming adventure where you control a knife wielding crustacean who escapes from a swamp and terrorises a couple of humans.
Your knife wielding crab starts Knife 2 Meat U splashing about in a swamp. Quite why a crab is in a swamp is never actually explained, but once you get your bearings you can start to find some means of escape and ways of causing as much carnage as possible. You clearly have it in for a couple who live in a nearby house, because you seem to be on a mission to destroy their lives.
You permanently hold a large kitchen knife in one hand but your other one can be used for picking up and throwing small objects. As you make your way through the world you solve simple physics based puzzles and smash objects for bonus points. You’re not the most graceful of crustaceans, with a wonky walk and a jump that often just flips you upside down and leaves you floundering around on the ground, but with a bit of patience and determination you’ll show those pesky humans what for!
Taking around 15 minutes to play through, Knife 2 Meat U is a delightfully silly little adventure with a charming game world to explore, lots of weird physics based hilarity and a wonderfully weird premise. Well worth checking out for a bit of crab n’ stab action!
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