Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is a satirical arcade stock market game where you buy stocks based on the simulated lives of alien babies, profiting from their misery and cashing out when they win the Galactic Lottery.
In Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator you don’t actually trade babies – you bet on their lifespans across seven distinct planets, each showcasing unique ideas of productivity and profit. Hire strange consultants for intel on trading targets, snatch credits as fast as you can during each Trading Rush, and short babies whose lives you believe will suck.
You’ll follow an anthology of mini-campaigns exploring the lives of baby traders across the universe. Unlock unique character endings while dodging a loan shark who won’t let you pay him back because he’s legally allowed to shoot you. It’s an oddly addictive game where you literally get invested in the lives of the weird little space babies. See if you can turn a proffit!
Download the Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Beta Demo Here (Steam)