Standard Human Pizza is a horror cooking simulator where you manage a pizzeria serving monster customers in an isolated village, using lethal ingredients to eliminate dangerous clientele when necessary.
In Standard Human Pizza you’ll prepare recipes for non human patrons who remain mostly friendly unless you make mistakes that trigger strange consequences. You’ll navigate anomalies naturally attracted to your establishment while discovering why monsters keep you imprisoned through interactions with other human characters. The cooking mechanics blend with survival elements as you determine which customers deserve standard service versus deadly pizzas designed to exterminate threats. Getting orders wrong creates increasingly bizarre situations where your culinary choices directly impact your safety and the unfolding mystery.
Strategic ingredient selection becomes vital as you balance satisfying ordinary monster appetites against identifying targets requiring permanent removal from your customer base. The isolated village setting amplifies tension as you uncover the truth behind your captivity one pizza at a time. Sign up for the playtest for a slice of fun!
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