Ultimate Cardio Training Session with God is a short and super strange little game where you help God (who is a hamster) repair clocks as he boogies to some excellent French dance music by Mr Oizo.
So it turns out that God is actually a hamster who wears a VR mask to escape the monotony of his job as he runs to keep the wheel of time turning. If he stops then everything else does too, so you need to help by fixing any broken clocks. You can “complete” Ultimate Cardio Training Session with God in under a minute and the gameplay is limited to just tapping the highlighted clocks at the bottom of the screen like a whack-a-mole machine, but as an audio visual experience it’s a delight.
It’s a shame there’s not a whole lot of gameplay in Ultimate Cardio Training Session with God, but it’s a fun little distraction. The soundtrack (“Postif” by Mr Oizo) is very infectious and watching those little god hamsters boogie on down really makes you smile!
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